



Sure, you can jump around in 3D, but there are no combos or intuitive webswinging. Spider-Man 2 for PC is less an action game, and more a point’n’click adventure. There are objectively less functional Spider-Man games, but none are as cruel as Activision’s obsession for a few years of ensuring every PC ‘port’ of a tie-in game was a separate game entirely. Forget everything you think you know about bad Spider-Man content because this abomination is the furthest into the depths we can possibly go. It’s duller than sitting through Morbius. Spider-Man 2 for PC is worse than an hour-long montage of Toby Maguire’s dancing. We’ll get to the good one much later, but to start things off, let me introduce you to the inexplicable suffering unleashed upon children who only had a PC in the mid-2000s. A game that, mind you, has almost nothing to do with the console version. Whereas Activision, in their infinite “wisdom” decided that PC players should have an entirely separate game. Now, I know what you’re thinking – Spider-Man 2 was a great game! Yes, yes it was… if you had a console.
